Nobody's Darling.Nobody's Darling.
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Unknown, 1998
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Current format, Unknown, 1998, , No Longer Available. Offered in 0 more formatsDear Reader,
I never enjoyed being a wanted man until the day Miss Esmerelda Fine marched into the Tumbleweed Saloon and pointed her derringer straight at my heart.nbsp;nbsp;Who would have guessed some duke's granddaughter--an awfully pretty one at that--would come gunning for the likes of me, a notorious bounty hunter with a taste for whiskey and a fondness for peach pie? Lucky for me, she was a mighty poor shot.nbsp;nbsp;Instead of killing me, she hired me to find her runaway brother.nbsp;nbsp;Little did she know she was about to make the acquaintance of a flea-bitten basset hound named Sadie, the infamous Darling Gang, and my shotgun-toting kinfolk.nbsp;nbsp;And little did I know she was about to lead me on a merry chase that would take us from a bungled bank robbery to the very first Wild West show to tour London, England.nbsp;nbsp;
I should have turned down her offer.nbsp;nbsp;I should have resisted her charms.nbsp;nbsp;But I didn't.nbsp;nbsp;
Because there comes a time in every man's life when he's got nothing left to lose...but his heart.
Yours,
Billy Darling
I never enjoyed being a wanted man until the day Miss Esmerelda Fine marched into the Tumbleweed Saloon and pointed her derringer straight at my heart.nbsp;nbsp;Who would have guessed some duke's granddaughter--an awfully pretty one at that--would come gunning for the likes of me, a notorious bounty hunter with a taste for whiskey and a fondness for peach pie? Lucky for me, she was a mighty poor shot.nbsp;nbsp;Instead of killing me, she hired me to find her runaway brother.nbsp;nbsp;Little did she know she was about to make the acquaintance of a flea-bitten basset hound named Sadie, the infamous Darling Gang, and my shotgun-toting kinfolk.nbsp;nbsp;And little did I know she was about to lead me on a merry chase that would take us from a bungled bank robbery to the very first Wild West show to tour London, England.nbsp;nbsp;
I should have turned down her offer.nbsp;nbsp;I should have resisted her charms.nbsp;nbsp;But I didn't.nbsp;nbsp;
Because there comes a time in every man's life when he's got nothing left to lose...but his heart.
Yours,
Billy Darling
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